Santa Banta Funny Jokes

SANTA BANTA FUNNY JOKES

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Santa Boss Say:

"Sir Mera 20wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai

Meri Salary Jiyada Karo Do Sahab..

Boss:

Yaar Maeri Ek Gal Sun,

Main Apni Factory Chalawan Ya Ter.?...;)

Hahahahaaa

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Teacher Banta Say:

Tum Itne Din School Kyu Nahi Aaye??

Banta: Main Bimar Tah Ji.

Teacher: Theek Hai,

Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Kar Aana.

Banta: Per Mein Te "Dam" Karaya See....;) :D

Hahahahaaa

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Dil Wich Tussi Mehmaan Bangaye...

Galla Ki Kariye Ke Sarah Jahan Ban Gaye...

Pass Reh Kar Log Saage Na Ban Sake..

Tussi Durr Reh Kar Saadi Jaan Ban Gaye...!

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Santa Ko Gali Main Miley 100 Rupay Ka Note
Note Ke Uper Likha Tah "Happy Diwali"

Santa Ne Idhar Udhar Dekha
Aur Note Jaib Main Rakhtey Hua Bola

"Happy Diwali To You Too"

Hahahahaaa

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Nashtey Kay Waqt Patni Banta Say Boli:
"Main Thuwanu Anda Bana Diyan.?"

Banta Masumiyat Say:
"Nahi, Tu Menu Banda e Ren Diye,
Jadugerniye ;) :D

Hahahahaaa